On Monday, Bob received his first birthday presents of the year: an honorary Doctor of Divinity from a Unitarian seminary in New Hampshire; a map of certain catacombs beneath the Vatican; a guitar that somehow survived being owned by Pete Townsend; a thousand-year-old smiling Buddha; a six figure donation to Universal Relief, his charitable foundation; and a gold Cross pen Fed-Ex'd by Sarah.
On Friday he would be 33 years old.
Chapter 3: THE ANTICHRIST