Why have you agreed to answer these questions?

Because I can tell that you really want to know.

When were you born?

June 6, 1966

Who was your sister?

Just a girl. Her name was Rose.

How did she die?

In an accident. A tree fell on her. Or she fell out of a tree.

You don't know which?

They didn't talk about it much. They didn't talk about it. I wonder sometimes where it is.

Where what is?

The past.

Have you studied the Bible?

No. I went to church as a kid.

Why did you stop?

It didn't make any sense to me. It seemed to me He had to be bigger than that. How could He fit in that building? In that one day? Didn't make any sense. I didn't get all that structure. How'd they fit Him in so tight?

Who is your father?

Gerald Uffizi.

Are you Jesus?

People keep saying that.

What should the Church's stance on abortion be?

The church should support mothers who can't afford to raise their children.

Do you know what is going to happen to you?

I'm just watching it as it unfolds.

What is Hell?

Hell is any place that has turned from God. Hell is a world that declares one person God and makes a spectacle of him. Heaven is in your heart and can be any time, anywhere. I don't want people putting God on me. I want them putting God onto themselves.

ex tempore

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