"Santa Claus must not be blue."
"Hmm... tell the listeners who you are."
"I am a representative of Rota Fracta."
"And why can't Santa Claus be blue?"
"The reasons are beyond your capacity to understand or accept."
"Then why should I listen to you?"
"Any blue representation of Saint Nicholas will be destroyed."
"Sounds like a challenge to me! See you June 6th, psycho!"